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Wednesday, November 17th, 2010
10:49 pm
HEY!! thought you will like to know that Candi_Cruz its now live on dirtystage watch it now.. don miss it!
Thursday, April 3rd, 2008
5:55 pm
My friend </a></strong></a>marykae is participating in a fund raiser to help fight MS. Her flist is too poor to raise the last $110.00 required to reach her goal.

Please do me a favor and donate at LEAST $5.00 or more to her. Every little bit helps!

Thursday, December 30th, 2004
1:26 am
Fucking right. *pauses* That's all I have to say. Oh, and New Years is coming. *pauses agan* Because I bet you so didn't know. That's all.

Current Mood: drunk
Tuesday, February 12th, 2002
2:31 pm
hey... what happened to jim?

Current Mood: ditzy
Monday, November 5th, 2001
5:41 pm
Yeah Baby
Hey everyone, Ive been on vacation! I went to Disney with my aliance of whore's in the tri-state area. It was my gift to them after being faithful to me all these years. And keeping me entertained on my lonely desperate nights.

So anywho, How is everyone!!?? I see that i have a few people to add to my friends list! Im happy to see i bring joy not only into my life, but the lives of others as well.

Today i looked in the mirror and almost died. I got so much better looking since ive been in Florida. It has to be the tan!! Im so proud of myself for looking this good. I think im gonna go stand in front of the mirror, get naked and take beautiful pictures. Anyone wanna hold the camera?

Current Mood: satisfied
5:29 pm
YO, i was just readin old LJ posts from like da summer and shit.. LJ used to be SO much funnier... With the old nickcarter and when willa_ford used to post.. I wish LJ wasnt a bunch of bitches going back and forth w/ a story anymore.. and Once Max got a journal, everything went very "by the book". Im determind to make people angry again! hehe

Current Mood: bitchy
Thursday, November 1st, 2001
4:58 pm
That twat face J. Slow came to my house today to get all her "shit", so i threw her designer imposter perfume bottle at her head and called the police. I think she took a shit in my lawn? Shes a fucking wack job! I gotta go turn on the sprinklers right now cause i think shes still around.. i can smell her stinky, gang-green pussy from here, im suprised her "lips" havent fallen off yet from the clamitia eating way at it.. she refuses to treat it.. dirty bitch.

J. Lo, i miss you :(

Current Mood: weird
Sunday, October 21st, 2001
7:30 pm
Selebacy and Chicken Lo-Mein
I think its about time i joined a convent. Yes thats right, im going to be a nun. Im gonna wear that big black robe and never ever touch myself ever again.. and if i do, i hope that the hand of god strikes me dead for all the sinful and dispicable acts ive done to myself and many many many many many others.. My body is a temple and i need to treat it just as that. God, i feel so holy.. anyone got any dust? *smacks forhead* fuck me.. this is gonna be HARD!!!

Current Mood: scared
Saturday, October 20th, 2001
10:27 am
Has anyone seen my Super Econo-size box of condoms? I seemed to have misplaced them... *tap tap tap*

Current Mood: distressed
Thursday, October 18th, 2001
12:17 pm
Don't count on me to let you know when
Don't count on me I'll do it again
Don't count on me the point your missin
Don't count on me because i'm not listening
Wednesday, October 17th, 2001
11:58 pm
Aaron's Partay!
So im listening to the dreaded Aaron Carter, trying hard to refrain my ears from bleeding.
I cant beleive people payed money for this shit!! God this is worse than that song i wrote for Bon Jovi.. but damn they gave good head!

Wow, I hate Aaron Carter..

Boom, put in the pussy like SLAM!!
heard the bitch screamin out "DAMN"
I swear that im strippin her for fact
and thats how i raped

Damn did you rape that bitch?
How did you get her to hump?
want me to rub it like hardcore?
Give me that infintile penis
Mamma make it all betta :)

~~I pay my repsects to the great songs of our time.... ::puts loaded gun to my head::

Current Mood: nauseated
5:12 pm
la la la
So i guess today is Eminem's birthday.. huumm.. ever wonder if Eminem has a big penis or a little penis? I mean he is a white boy so it cant be TOO big, but ya never know? *slurp* oh look at me, gettin myself all worked up.

So today i was reading nickolas_carter Journal and DAMN he is one depresed boi, nothing positive is ever spoken of in his entries. Kinda makes me feel bad for a second, but then i just think of him naked and cringe.. Has that boy lost weight yet? he used to be one little peice of ass when we were writing songs for "backstreet boys" the "first" album.
*sigh* i havent seen Jennifer in a few days and im starting to get really hurt :( Shes never on AIM, but she does reply to my posts :) I wonder, are we stil even getting married? Is she divorced to that fucking peice of trash? Ugh, a dancer, who the fuck marries a dancer? Im sure hes just fucking straight as a circle.. I wouldnt mind hittin it w/ both of them though.. hey J. bring ur boy to bed w/ us before you divorce his poor dancering peice of shit ass.. Speaking of ass.. anyone wanna have anal sex? and speaking of Anal sex, where the fuck has nick_lachey been?! he was all about my dick for like 3 days and then he disapeared.. whatever, thats those boy band homo's for ya, always cumin and goin in all diffferent directions. whatever. im outie!

Current Mood: sore
Monday, October 15th, 2001
3:01 pm
Suck A Dick
Has anyone ever tried to suck their own dick? I shot a load in my own mouth :) it was so hot and creamy! ::Licks lips::
Sunday, October 14th, 2001
10:32 pm
Is it normal to bleed perfusely from your ass?
Maybe i shouldnt have fucked around w/ that gigantic dildo.... all i wanted was to blast a huge load all over myself... fuck, i think i need to go to the hospital now.. bye :)

Current Mood: nervous
Tuesday, October 2nd, 2001
6:46 am
Jesus My Goodness
Can you beleive these mustbepop morons!? THey have a new community called This_pop_life.. its more ridiculous than the first one and all they do is shit like

*lance pulls down his pants*
*jon timberlake wraps his fist around his small peker*
*justin timberlake strips fast*
*Hannah lactates in the corner while fingering herself*
*Justin slaps lance's pussy and kisses him softly*
*wade comes in, sees justin, beats the fucking shit out of him, screams violently and drags justin out of the room*
*Jon Continues jerking lance off*
*lance cums in .5 seconds all over Jon*
*Hannah lactates in a cup and everyone takes a sip*

God they r so lame.. At least they should talk about sex stuff instead of like how they love eachother.. yeah, you love eachother, now tell us how you fuck like dirty pigs! Dayam.. we should all start a fucking community like that! we would have a ball!!

Current Mood: cheerful
6:27 am
Max is SO confused right now. I love J. Lo more than anything in this world.. even more than my hundreds upon hundreds of hit songs!! And thats ALOT!!!!!!
But she got married this weekend and i dont know how to feel about this. I know she loves me too, but why would she get up and get married?! *sigh* sometimes max doubts his existance... wait, no i dont, im amazing!!

Well the only thing i want right now is to be in the arms of J. Lo.. To feel her breath on my head as we sleep cuddled close together.. TO feel her big lucious breasts pressed against my face.. To feel her dripping vagina pressed against my pulsating cock... i mean.. sorry!

I love you J. Lo and i hope that the wedding was becaseu you were drunk.. plus.. HES A DANCER!!!! Who the fuck cares about dancers??!!! No offense Jorge..

When this whole thing blows over We will be stronger than ever.. and our sex will be magnificent! Well baby, Let me know what you want right now.. I still want to marry you someday, your the one i want to spend my millions on. :) *kisses*

Current Mood: confused
Monday, October 1st, 2001
3:01 pm
Thanx, Jim!!
1. What's your philosophy on life? Be happy and free.

2. You get to hang out with any 3 characters from any 3 movies. Who would these be?
1. Susan Sarrandon (cuz she's just so damn yummy!), 2. Julia Stiles (see reason for Susan!), and 3. Tim Curry (cuz he's too kewl!)

3. Do you think we'll do better than the hippies did? I don't know. I've got pothead assholes living in my building, and I guess I'm better than they are, cuz I've got a clear mind to do what I want when I want. I've got several projects underway, and I don't think I could do them with pot fogging my brain.

4. If you could only listen to 5 bands for the rest of your life, what would they be? You're gonna make me choose?!

5. Would you rather be a paranoid schizophrenic who thought The Corporation Association of Mind Control was coming for you, or be a member of The Corporation Association of Mind Control? The latter, cuz there's a lot of people I love messin with their minds as it is!! I don't want to have to give that fun up just yet! heh heh

7. Do you listen to Kid A when you're not on drugs? Who's that??

8. Is it cool to mock being cool in a cynically hip way? The only things I mock are people who are stuck up, and I can name names!, and people who live in my building, with the exception of the neighbours in A and over in D. heh heh

9. Did you understand Naked Lunch? What's that??

10. Why don't you get off the computer and get a life?life? What's a life? lol

11. What is your ideal meal? I guess I'd have to say what I made for our Valentine's Day dinner, salisbury steak, mashed potatoes, corn, and I forget what we had to drink that night, but I don't think it was alcohol.

12. Are you for real? I'm more honest on here than a stupid bitch who calls herself friend!! She knows who she is!!

13. Are members of subcultures that consist of more than one person "sheep"? huh??

14. Was there ever a time that you defined yourself by the music you listened to? Hell no.

15. Why are 7th grade girls so fucking HOT? That's pedophaelia, and I don't do that crap. Talk to my ex-boyfriend, he's into it.

16. Are you a terrorist? FUCK NO.

17. You get to hang out with any three characters from any three books. Who would these characters be? Anne Frank, though she was a real person, does that count??, Strahd, and Heaven from the VC ANDREWS books.

18. What song describes your current life situation? I'll get back to you on that one.

19. What life describes your current song situation? See answer for 18.

20. Do you wanna come to my party? I hate parties.
Friday, September 28th, 2001
3:51 am
Max's penis is so engorged right now. God, sometimes i just love to sit and look at how massive and beautiful it is. It could really do sum damage on a tight ass... ohhhh say the tight ass of a little boy band member named Nick Lachey?! Ive always wanted to stick that boy w/ my love tool and spray my juices all up inside him.. tee hee.. I love when i get nasty!

Me and J. Lo have been real close lately and im SO happy!! Shes my savior, my princess, my everything!! Dont tell but im planning on buying her a huge rock.. no not an engagement ring, but just something that i picked out for my precious poopiekins. *she loves when i slap her pussy and call her that* hehe.. God i havent seen anyone around lately!! Gwen is basically dead, and so is Jennifer Love.. i mean i never see them post anymore, i hope they are ok!! But oh well, back to my massive penis. I have been starting to write a new song about how amazing my cock is. It goes somethin like this.

"My swollen glands are piling up
ready to shoot out what love i got
Sprayin over ya'll in a pot
Now come over here and sniff my crotch
You know you wanna!
Nick Lachey, Wash your butt
Get ready for sum beefy fuck!

Justin Timberlake wants it.
J. Lo's got it in her mouth right now
Not everyone can be this lucky
Nick Carter beg's me "whip it outie"
My Cock's so huge
My cock's so nice
My cock has a number.. that number is you!

Lonnie tried to suck it
but i just punched his fat fucking head
Wade sucked it last week
Damn he gives bad head
Dont know why that faggot loves him
He beats the bitch, poor Justin Just
And then he rams the oven hardcore(if ya know what i mean)
I hate the pair, that freaky duo
I hope he gets cancer, and aids to boot yo!
Speakin of a boot, You got a needle?!
Vanna's on her way - Wanna get this bitch fucked up!
and make her fuckin choke
On the dick, and the cum
But shes a bad bad bitch
She handles it like a pro
Slut, why dont u down my juicy flo

My dick is huge i cant deny
Pulsating a spew.. sometimes in your eye
Anal sex is what it loves the most
Im hopin to stick it to everyone that post's"

That was it.. so u guys like it?! hehe.. i cant wait to put it to music!! its gonna be a fucking #1 no DOUBT!!!!!!!

Current Mood: creative
Monday, September 24th, 2001
12:38 pm
I once got head from Kid Rock's drummer.
Friday, September 21st, 2001
10:54 am
Everyone who is down with Homeless Jim do me a favor. Howard Stern is collecting money for all the wifes and children that lost their husbands and dads in the rescue effort.

Imagine your life without your dad or husband. It would blow way bad.



and donate $5 on your credit card. Its legit so dont worry about the number getting out. I really mean this from the bottom of my homeless heart.

Homeless Jim jokes around a lot. most of the shizznit i say is off the wall. But this is real life. People lost their dads/ Think about that. It personally scares the hell out of me.

Seriously. Donate. I'll be sending in my donation as soon as the number isn't busy anymore (don't ask how I got the credit card.... it is for a good cause).


Do it for Homeless Jim. Do it for the woman who was on TV last night that has 4 kids and here firefighter husband was litterally crushed. Do it for America.

Do it for your freedom.
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